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GOOP suggests a “sacred snake ceremony” for better intercourse. We have concerns.

GOOP suggests a “sacred snake ceremony” for better intercourse. We have concerns.

I didn’t make the term GOOPASUTRA up, but seriously it seems like natural milk pasta, which seems about as far from sexy as you possibly can.

But snakes, right? After all after you have endorsed a medium as legitimate the step that is next obviously a snake charmer. It is genuinely a full on traveling shit show of snake oil at GOOP.

See just what i did so here? Snake oil.

Most of the GOOPASTURA while the GOOP Intercourse problem is mostly about the womanly. Evidently, being masculine is earning your money that is own and views being feminine is giggling regarding the difficult trip to the spa within the martinis with natural olives (natch) you lovingly hand made for the guy.

absolutely absolutely Nothing states empowerment that is sexual than Stepford.

But returning to trouser snakes. After all snakes, genuine snakes almost certainly perhaps perhaps not the ones that are one-eyed. Evidently, in the event that you allow them to crawl all over you and dancing using them they are going to awaken your internal womanly, that is completely perhaps not destructively Freudian at all.

THE SNAKES WILL TRULY SEE YOU.

The lady who can awaken your internal goddess with snakes is Londin Angel Winters.

In accordance with the GOOPASUTRA (which can be my brand new favorite term):

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